remember to cancel your credit card before you die...

Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit
cards before you die.

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February
and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and
added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had
been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family
member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and
charges still apply.'

Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her
to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part
about her being dead?'

Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January
with a $0 balance.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges
still apply.'

Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)


After they get the fax :

Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what
more I can do to help.'
Family Member : 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could
ju st keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is
wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member : 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank : 'That might help.'

Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???



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blonde jokes!

LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'

The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'


CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'


RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'


AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?

'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'

'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'


KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'

The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'

The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'


IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'

She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs!'

once a year

made me cry

lemon pledge, a princess, and me..

worst best man ever

Worst Best Man Ever @ Yahoo! Video

i <3 the 80's

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Dear Mr.Vernon:
We think you're crazy for making
us write an essay telling you who we
think we are. You see us as you want
to see us:...in the most convenient
definitions. But what we found out is
that each one of us is a
brain
and an
athlete,
and a basket case,
a princess
and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?

Sincerely, The Breakfast Club

we went to an 80's themed party saturday night!!! had a blasty blast!!!


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spanish lesson part one and two

um....

britney's comeback!!!

gotta love angelina

bond, anyone?

bond, anyone?
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fall in

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i'm sooo sad that it's fall!!!

saturday night...fever

lol, we had a blast saturday night...but i GOT SICK THE NEXT DAY!!!!!

forecast says...

When Pumpkins Drink

If you couldn't see‏

A blind girl hated herself because she was blind.She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
He was always there for her.
She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world,
I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came
off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind.

The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her.

She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her

saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours,

they were mine. '



This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'.
Only a very few remember what life was like before and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift
Today before you say an unkind word -Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food -

Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife -

Think of someone who's crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life -


Think of someone who went too early.
Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep -

Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive -Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.And when you are tired and complain about your job -
Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -Remember that not one of us is without error and we all answer to Jehovah. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -
Put a smile on your face and
Thank Jehovah you're alive and still around.

POINT PLEASANT ADVENTURE

HAPPY OCTOBER 10th!!!

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Backstreet Boys
Live in Concert!The Backstreet Boys are set to perform at Wachovia Arena in Wilkes-Barre on Saturday, November 1st at 7:30 p.m. Tickets, priced at $49.50 and $39.50, will go on sale Friday, October 3rd at 10 a.m. at the Wachovia Arena Box Office via the lottery system, online at www.ticketmaster.com, charge by phone at (570) 693-4100 or any ticketmaster outlet.

It's hard to believe that 15 years have passed since Backstreet Boys redefined the modern musical landscape, ushering in a chapter of pop culture that commandeered the world's radio airwaves, broke music and concert sales records, and launched a new generation of teen idols for millions of youth.

In all, the group has sold more than 75 million albums worldwide. Their first two U.S. releases both received the Diamond Award for sales of more than 10 million: "Backstreet Boys" in 1997 and quintessential "Millennium" in 1999, which reached No. 1 in 25 countries. They have scored a dozen top 40 hits, including top 5 smashes "Quit Playing Games (with My Heart)," "As Long As You Love Me," Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" and "All I Have To Give."

The four singers comprising Backstreet Boys are Nick Carter, Howie Dorough, Brian Littrell and A.J McLean. Kevin Richardson (one of the original 5 members of the band) left the group in 2006.

Date and Times
11/1/2008 7:30 p.m.
Ticket Prices:

Keep Your Fork

Keep Your Fork

There was a young sister who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness
and had been given three months to live.

So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted an elder and
had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final
wishes.

She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service talk, what
scriptures she would like emphasized, and what outfit she wanted to be
buried in.

Everything was in order and the elder was preparing to leave when our
young sister suddenly remembered something very important to her.
'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly.
'What's that?' came the elder's reply.

'This is very important,' our young sister continued. 'I want to be
buried with a fork in my right hand.'

The elder stood looking at the young woman not knowing quite what to
say.

That surprises you, doesn't it?' our young sister asked.

'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the elder.

Our young sister explained.
'My grandmother once told me this story, and from there on out, I have
always done so.

I have also, always tried to pass along its message to those I love and
those who are in need of encouragement.

'In all my years of attending Christian gatherings and friendly
dinners, I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were
being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, 'Keep your
fork' It was my favorite part because I knew that something better was
coming...like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie...
Something wonderful, and with substance!'

So, I just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my
hand and I want them to wonder 'What's with the fork?'.
Then I want you to tell them: 'Keep your fork...the best is yet to
come.'

The elder's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged our young
sister good-bye.

He knew this would be one of the last times he would see her on this
side of this system.

But he also knew that our young sister had a better grasp of 'The New
System' than he did.

She had a better grasp of what paradise would be like than many people
twice her age, with twice as much experience and knowledge.
She KNEW that something better was coming.

At the funeral people were walking by our young sister's casket and
they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and the fork placed in her
right hand.

Over and over, the elder heard the question. 'What's with the fork?'
And over and over he smiled.

During his service talk, the elder told the friends of the conversation
he had with our young sister shortly before she died.

He also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her.
The elder told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork
and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking
about it either.

He was right.

So the next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you ever
so gently, that the best is yet to come.

The Brotherhood is a very rare jewel, indeed.
The friends make us smile and encourage us to succeed.
They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to
open their hearts to us.

Show the friends how much you care.
Remember to always be there for them, even when you need them more.
For you never know when it may be their time to 'Keep your fork.'

Cherish the time you have, and the memories you share... showing

Christian love is not an opportunity but a sweet responsibility, and a
Christian obligation.

Send this to the FRIENDS, This illustration just shows us the
importance of keeping 'our eyes on the prize'.

2 Cor. 4:17,18 - 'For though the tribulation is momentary and light, it
works out for us a glory that is of more and more surpassing weight and
is everlasting; while we keep our eyes, not on the things seen, but on
the things unseen. For the things seen are temporary, but the things
unseen are everlasting.'

Just remember to 'keep your fork'.

SHOUT OUT TO THE SHULERS

haha, great job guys!

just 'cuz

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graduation....!

today i 'graduated' from soft foods, to some solids...yay!!!
glitter-graphics.comhaha, so i was able to have chicken nuggets and a salad...but i couldn't finish either...lol!!!!
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yesterday, my sister's sister was visiting with her newborn, ORLANDO
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today i went to the bookstudy...and it was goodie nite...i only had my own yogurt that i had brought along...that's all i was in the mood for! and of course my baby lucy was there!!! she's adorable!!!! here she is with butchie & with me!!!



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after the bookstudii, i realized that i missed the ball!!!but i got over it!!!!


see ya'll later....SYNDERELLA!!!!!!!!