BRITNEY CONCERT

It was a blast, PCD cancelled, but that's ok! Brit totally made up!!! here are some pics...enjoy!

march 23, 2009

Let's be Frank

Let's be Frank
Originally uploaded by aknacer

acknacer & rosiehardy are by far two of my ABSOLUTE FAVORITES on flickr! they are amazing.

a few more shots...

thought i'd already added these...taken in December

madd old

fascinating...

Achmed The Dead Terrorist.

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

BANNED FROM WAL-MART
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below
and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.
7. August 23: When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
9. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.
10. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
'Mission Impossible' theme.
11. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.
12. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
13. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least.
14. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

GO ME!!! GO ME!!!GO ME!!! GO ME!!!GO ME!!! GO ME!!!GO ME!!! GO ME!!!

72 + 20 PRE OP= 90 LBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm...i dunno how 2009 is gonna be...

for the record, the one above used to look like the one below...!

Update on Cinderella

Update on Cinderella-



Cinderella is now 90+ years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead

prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by

from her front porch, with a cat named Flyin Finn for her only

companionship.



One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.



Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these

years'?



The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life

since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still

yearns?'



Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful

consideration, she uttered her first wish- The prince was wonderful, but

not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks,

and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly- her rocking

chair turned into solid gold.



Cinderella said,'Oooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'



The fairy godmother replied, 'It is the least that I can do. What do you

want for your second wish?'



Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young

and full of the beauty and youth I once had.' At once, her wish became

reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.



Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.



And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish;

what shall it be?'



Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I

wish for you to transform Flyin Finn, my old cat, into a kind and handsome

young man.'



Magically, Finn suddenly underwent such fundamental a change in his

biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so

beautiful~the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.



The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new

life.' With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy

godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.



For a few eerie moments, Finn and Cinderella looked into each other's

eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly

perfect man she had ever seen.



Then, Flyin Finn walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her

rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He

leaned-in close, blowing her golden hair with his sweet, warm breath as he

whispered...



...'I'll bet you're sorry you had me neutered'...